The 1st Density [KeyboardWarrior]

Assalamualaikum wbt..
Hoye everybody!

Subhanallah - Alhamdulillah - Allahuakhbar

Woha! Dah lama tak sign in. Just utk information, aku masuk salah sebuah kolej kat kuantan (program persediaan). ~peace~

Okay, tajuk hari ni, KEYBOARD WARRIOR!

Hah? Wutta fish? Nate gapo tuh? Apakah? Bnde gop? Ha? Ha? Ha?

p/s: Sekarang ni dah bnyk loghat menusuk otak aku. Maklumlah, roomate budak Pahang (Temerloh), KL, Johor,. Sebelum tu, sebilik ngan budak Kedah, Kelantan. Woha!

Back to the topic, based on UrbanDictionary, Keyboard Warrior (KW) is :

1. A Person who, being unable to express his anger through physical violence

(owning to their physical weakness, lack of bravery and/or conviction in real life),

instead manifests said emotions through the text-based medium of the internet,

usually in the form of aggressive writing that the Keyboard Warrior would not

(for reasons previously mentioned) be able to give form to in real life.
2. The term is a combination of the word 'keyboard'

(the main tool by which the person expresses his/her latent rage)

and 'warrior'

(due to the warrior-like aggression, tendency towards violence, headstrong nature and propensity towards

brute force as a means of resolving conflict rather than more subtle means dependant on finesse).
3. The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction

(in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes

(other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet).

In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability)

allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment,

from which no real-life repercussions .
4. Keyboard Warriors are generally identified by unneccessary rage in their written communications,

and are regarded as 'losers' by other virtual identities on the internet.

Huarghh, panjang siot definition benda ni.. hehe, jgn jadi pemalas macam aku okay! So conclusion nya, KW adalah term yg digunakan utk menunjukkan seseorang yang ada masalah dengan komunikasi secara 'live' atau 'face-to-face'..

Dan aku 'pernah' jadi salah seorang daripada mereka... hurhur...

Tapi sejak bergelar mahasiswa, sifat tu terhakis sedikit demi sedikit. Alhamdulillah!!!

Sifat tu terus memudar bila lecturer2 ni cerita yg ramai mmber2 diorang jadi sewel kot sebab tak bergaul dengan orang masa kat universiti sebab takde communication skill. (eh? knp ada kot kat situ? ^_^)

 akhir kata

Jangan Jadi Keyboard Warrior

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Tak daya boh baca msg gini.. Astaghfirullah.. Macam2 perangai perempuan zaman skrg... :3

(bukan tak daya apa, ayat bajet unik je.. ptuii..)

Haha, pastu perempuan mesti pangkah aku balik dangan hujah dan bukti yg mmbuatkan keluar ayat macam ni, "Teruk betul lelaki zaman sekarang!"

So, siapa yang teruk? Lelaki ke perempuan?

Yg kat atas ni sebenarnya analogi je. Apa yang aku nak focus cuma, perlu ke kita cakap,

"Ganasnya orang Arab ni!"
"Teruknya orang Somalia ni!"
"Lembabnya orang Melayu ni!"
"Teruknya budak sekolah agama!"

Perlu ke ?