Asalamualaikum everybody! n_n
Wah, mimpi ape aku tetibe je tekan button note nih? haha... Ni semua sbb SPM! Tadi masa tengah buat soalan Prinsip Perakaunan kertas 2, Trial Selangor, puas aku pikir, apesal la dalam item kerja dalam proses awl & akhir tu dia bahagi kepada 3 item? Penat aku pikir. So, jenguk la FB (yg mmg aku dah bukak dari pagi)..
Then ter'usha' lah a singaporean pic. Tajoknye 'HERE'S 99 FACTS ABOUT GUYS'. Dengan senyuman org yg lupa gosok gigi pagi td, aku tersengeh sorang2 baca fakta tu.. hahax *tp aku rasa aku gosok gigi kud xD hehe..
Syukri yg mula2 share bnde ni > CLICK HERE.. Aku pun tertarik utk share sekali lagi..
So aku decide na repost! Padahal takde mood nih (ceh, yedok tahu) tapi....
Aku dapati kaum hawa ni kan, most of them bukan minat ngat kat lelaki yg sebaya ngan dia (btol ke? aku xtau!) For example, masa form 2 dulu, aku ada sorang kacip, eh, tiga orang.. Salah sorang ni minat giler sampai angau kat classmate kitorg ni. Awek ni pun bleh tahan hot la. So, kitorang yg bajet caring ni pun pikir la camne nak tolong ringankan problem dia nih. Bhahaha.. Nak tau ape kitorg buat? Kitorg mintak bantuan sorang cikgu supaya kirim salam kat dak pompuan tu!!! Tu la keje giler yg aku tak sangka aku buat, mcm xde cara laen jeh.
Tapi mujurlah cikgu tu sporting (sbb dia pun tgah bercinta) kah3.. Back to the story, lepas ckgu tu usha, dia dapati dak pompuan ni minat kat sorang senior yg 7tahun tua dtpd dia. Whoa!! Tinggi gler taste dia!! *tapi aku dengar dy tgah couple ngan dak form4 lak skrg ni. Maybe takut laki cepat nyanyuk kot. hahax
Alamak, jaoh pulak tersasar. Tape kan? hehe.. Kat sini ada lagi 1 contoh. Baru2 ni aku ada chat ngan junior (act, tak tau pun tu junior aku). Borak punye borak, tetibe dia ckp la yg dia minat kat kawan aku! Patu na jd awek dia! Tapi dia tahu kwn aku dah ade awek! haha, aku pun penin dengar cite dia nih. Tp boleh bla ah sbb aku pun penah jadi budak form2. XD
Haaaa! Ingat tak cite hot baru2 ni, yg dak form4 bunuh baby dia smpai terburai isi perut tu? Aku dengar pakwe dia umur 27. So, izinkan aku accept hypothesis tadi. Oke? ;D So, kat sini ada bbrpe prkara nak gitau kat 'adik-adik' yang baru nak bertatih belajar 'bercinta' ni. *amatlah tidak digalakkan bercinta ketika sedang dalam fatrah pembelajaran..
Check it out:
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
-maksudnye xpayah la pakai make-up dtg skola ~_~'
2. Guys hate flirts.
-aku rasa xramai yg xsuka. Isn't rite guys? hehe..
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
-bukan semua, tapi ramai la kud
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
-haha, yg ni da biasa aku rasa, petanda bila kesumbatan
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-harap la yg dia ingat tu, korang. tapi lagi bagos korang harap Tuhan yg 'ingat' korang. woha!
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
-absolutely, yes! so, jaga pandangan korang!
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
-tak sangat lah
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
-absolutely, yes! pompuan pun sama! hahax
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is ..........!
-yg asal dia ckp dgn cara, mabuk arak. tapi bnyk cara to gain courage, rite?
13. Guys cry!!!
-haha, yg ni xdpt dinafi @ diiyakan. up to diri masing2 la.
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
-apa maksudnye ek?
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what? Uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
-haram doe!! tapi ni la kenyataan :(
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
-ni la sense of humor yg prlu ada pd sume pompuan tau! kalo tak, huh~
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
-lelaki mmg 'noob' gler sbnrnye :D
24. Guys hate nice boy!
25. Guys love their moms.
-saya sayang mak saya!!! yeah..
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
-haha, dah tu bakpe pikir ek?
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
-susa na jumpa girls jenis camni.. (tapi aku dah jumpe 2!!) xD
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
- ? ni pun tipu!
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
-adakah yg dimaksudkan Siti Hawa? err, pikir sndiri la..
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
-bukan rupa paras yg jadi ukuran
35. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
-haah3, takyah bg nasihat pun tape kud. ego laki bapak la tggi!
36. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
37. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
38. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
39. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
-aku boleh jea :p
40. Guys think too much.
-haah, sbb tu kot xbpe nk score dalam exam.. ish3.. entah ape yg dipikirkan..
41. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
-nasihat untuk Chua, toksah la kejar A-style tu..
42. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
-sbb tu kene ada yg support. especially if he want to stop smoking. please help him..
43. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
-ni lah contoh yg aku cite kat atas tadi
44. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”
-pergh, majazi gler ayat.. hebat kan?
45. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
46. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
-sebab ada sstu yg dia ckp..
47. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
-JANGAN! dia nak tdo la tuh. haha..
48. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
-kalau korang dah lepas SPM, cakap lah. kalo belom, sabar!
49. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
50. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
-absolutely, yes! nak2 aku. *ceh.. hahax
51. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
-ooo, patut la A sokmo tnye aku.. pandai pergunakan aku. cis!
52. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
-guys kan katang.. woha!!
53. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
-always cool.. tapi ho'ah!!
54. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
- korang rase?
55. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
- tapi kalo aku, bagi la third chance *wink2
56. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
- wah! so suweet..
57. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
- 3segi boh!
58. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
- watch out girl!
59. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
- bukan semua! but, most of us cmtu :(
60. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
- kenapa? sbb mak kan berjantina perempuan. :)
61. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
- absolutely, yes! tak dapat dinafikan!
p/s: kat sini ade 60 je sbb ada yg aku xsetuju (padahal xpaam) hehe. Sekali lagi aku nak highlight kat sini, amatlah tidak digalakkan bermadu kasih ketika dalam fatrah pembelajaran sebab amat mengganggu proses pembelajaran. Ingat tak pesan tok guru Imam Syafie yg ustazah Intan bgtau? "Ilmu itu cahaya, sesungguhnya cayaha Allah tidak akan diberikan kepada ahli maksiat!"
Tapi ada jenis/cara yg aku suggest bg sesape yg nak sgt bercinta ni..
Hehe.. na tau?
Len kali la pulak la ek.. bubye!!
Doakan aku dpt 11A+!